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“We cannot blame him for being afraid.”

Oh.

“When the long dance was over and most people slept the day away, and gathered again in the evening to eat and drink.”

I see.

“But you shouldn’t wear garters,” she added.

Hmmm… 

“Actually, the best fortress of all consists in not being hated by your people”

“They asked me to be a celebrity judge at a bikini contest at one of their wrestling shows”

He cleared his throat. “Your bedroom’s the first door on the right.”

Rephaim hadn’t said a word through the entire ordeal.

“Nina has twin brothers, both of whom took to drinking early in life.”

“It was either a really big cat or a small tiger.”  TROLOLOLOLO

“The most common mistake in the design and placement of signs and other message media is the thought that they’re going into a store.”

UM WAT

“In the midst of it all the worthy vicar was very pluckily holding an early celebration, and his bell was jangling out above the excitement.”
I blew a vicar D:

My ninth sentence is an entire quoted paragraph wherein Christopher Columbus racistly describes some Natives

i quit the internet

“Let’s freshen up the blood and I want a warm body in there to check Lee’s light levels.”

Not sure I even want to go there.

“Some general criteria for performance measures are that they should be relevant, understandable, and consistent over time.”

I am doing statistics homework.  The internet has conspired with statistics homework to suggest a method for rating performance at oral sex.  What are appropriate performance metrics for sex?  It is basically the question of our times.

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