“We cannot blame him for being afraid.”
Oh.
“When the long dance was over and most people slept the day away, and gathered again in the evening to eat and drink.”
I see.
“But you shouldn’t wear garters,” she added.
Hmmm…
“Actually, the best fortress of all consists in not being hated by your people”
“They asked me to be a celebrity judge at a bikini contest at one of their wrestling shows”
He cleared his throat. “Your bedroom’s the first door on the right.”
Rephaim hadn’t said a word through the entire ordeal.
“Nina has twin brothers, both of whom took to drinking early in life.”
“It was either a really big cat or a small tiger.” TROLOLOLOLO
“The most common mistake in the design and placement of signs and other message media is the thought that they’re going into a store.”
UM WAT
“In the midst of it all the worthy vicar was very pluckily holding an early celebration, and his bell was jangling out above the excitement.”
I blew a vicar D:My ninth sentence is an entire quoted paragraph wherein Christopher Columbus racistly describes some Natives
i quit the internet
“Let’s freshen up the blood and I want a warm body in there to check Lee’s light levels.”
Not sure I even want to go there.
“Some general criteria for performance measures are that they should be relevant, understandable, and consistent over time.”
I am doing statistics homework. The internet has conspired with statistics homework to suggest a method for rating performance at oral sex. What are appropriate performance metrics for sex? It is basically the question of our times.
